Oh God. I just received a call from Motorola Solutions saying some reporter from Berita Harian wants to interview me about my internship next week. Wait a minute, I thought only Channel NewsAsia!? How do you expect me to converse and tell my Motorola story in freaking MALAY. I'm so fucked. GG. Read Berita Harian and watch the news on Suria for the next few days. Omgdness, I need to be jiwa melayu starting from today. I cannot be like one of those people on Suria you see whose malay really cmi then starts their english speakingspeaking. Cannot. Aku berbangsa melayu. Aku harus mencuba sedaya upayaku untuk bertutur dalam bahasa ibundaku. Shit, even that sounded weird. How.

In the first place, I don't get why must Channel NewsAsia and Berita Harian interview me. I bet they are trying to promote Motorola. They're asking me to help them promote Motorola with my super lame "My Internship with Motorola" story. Hahahaha. Great. Google Translate, you shall be my bestfriend for the next few days. We can do this.